Going Steady For 40 Years?

I'm awfully worried about Ken. He's been going steady with Barbie for 40 years and I'm not at all sure he's getting it. Can't he close the deal after 40 years? Don't miss his Timeline.

With some of these outfits I can see why Barbie wasn't coming around. I mean check out his totally pathetic look from 1962 on the Ken Timeline. He's "Ken With Painted Hair." Not too sexy. And then there's Ken with Bendable Legs in 1965, I guess that's an improvement. But Ken A Go-Go with the Beatles wig in 1966 is pretty pathetic. I won't even talk about "Now Look Ken" in the 1976 -- watchout Rageboy!